Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:53 am
At school, one of ym friends was trying to set some classroom on fire. I walked in on him, and he set me on fire instead. Like, for less than a second. It looked good, felt good, and smelled good. 
The people around me were like "What did just happen?". ^_^
Or like, one time we hung posters of my friend posing as a bodybuilder half-naked all around the school. He was outside with his girlfriend, and like, when he walked inside. He got SO mad. xD
The people around me were like "What did just happen?". ^_^
Or like, one time we hung posters of my friend posing as a bodybuilder half-naked all around the school. He was outside with his girlfriend, and like, when he walked inside. He got SO mad. xD
Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:08 pm
Stijn wrote:At school, one of ym friends was trying to set some classroom on fire. I walked in on him, and he set me on fire instead. Like, for less than a second. It looked good, felt good, and smelled good.
Or like, one time we hung posters of my friend posing as a bodybuilder half-naked all around the school. He was outside with his girlfriend, and like, when he walked inside. He got SO mad. xD
Thats not funny, thats Eeeevil...
Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:17 pm
platypus wrote:When I was younger my sister took me shopping. She's really pretty and won a beauty comp once
Serve that skateboard guy right XD
2 years ago in summer (july/august) I was walking on the street after some summer course and it was SUNNY so I was practically blind. As you may know, streets in HK are kinda crowded, especially in Mong Kok. I successfully avoided the people, but I walked straight in a road sign pole. All I said was, "oof! owww...." and this foreign lady was just staring at me going, "are you ok? you sure??"
So I had to pretend to be ok. It seriously hurt, but it was rather funny since everyone was just staring at me weirdly like, 'what is wrong with her, walking STRAIGHT in a pole. *shakes head*'
Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:17 pm
platypus wrote:When I was younger my sister took me shopping. She's really pretty and won a beauty comp once
Another time my mum took my shopping and we were in the car. Some guys walked past that I knew and they pointed at me. Then, my mum done the fingers at them. The only thing was, she put up the wrong finger! How embarrassing
How mortifying! I would've been mortally wounded for the rest of my days if that were me.
Sat Aug 14, 2004 5:07 pm
I like log rolling, And once when I went log rolling I got a big load of other kids doing it as well. The adults thought it was hilarious!lol
Sat Aug 14, 2004 6:39 pm
Once i gave my brother a Rice Krispie square, and me and my friend went to go watch TV downstairs. So, we were just sitting there, when a Rice Krispie square with one bite out of it hits the couch. And we were like, where did this come from? Then we hear a loud series of noises, and my brother had fallen down the stairs and had one bite of Rice Krispie in his mouth! It was a kinda had to be there thing.
Another is about a year or two ago, I was playing with Lego, and i couldn't get these two pieces apart, i tried everything, and they still wouldn't come! So i had the great idea of using my teeth! So i'm yanking at them with my teeth, and suddenly, they come apart, and one piece get jammed in my throat! I was sitting there choking, my eyes watering, and I knew it was either swallow it or die. So i swallowed it. I never did see that lego piece again.
Last one. Anyways, about a month ago, i was wearing these cool pants that instead of having buttons, they had to be tied up, but they were a bit loose. So i tied them up really tight. We went to the mall, and then i had to go to the washroom. Bad. Really bad! So i ran to the bathroom, went in the stall, and couldn't get my double knot of my pants undone. I danced around trying to desperatly untie it. I almost wet myself, when i finally got the darned thing undone. That was the last time i wore those pants!
Another is about a year or two ago, I was playing with Lego, and i couldn't get these two pieces apart, i tried everything, and they still wouldn't come! So i had the great idea of using my teeth! So i'm yanking at them with my teeth, and suddenly, they come apart, and one piece get jammed in my throat! I was sitting there choking, my eyes watering, and I knew it was either swallow it or die. So i swallowed it. I never did see that lego piece again.
Last one. Anyways, about a month ago, i was wearing these cool pants that instead of having buttons, they had to be tied up, but they were a bit loose. So i tied them up really tight. We went to the mall, and then i had to go to the washroom. Bad. Really bad! So i ran to the bathroom, went in the stall, and couldn't get my double knot of my pants undone. I danced around trying to desperatly untie it. I almost wet myself, when i finally got the darned thing undone. That was the last time i wore those pants!
Mon Aug 16, 2004 5:13 am
my two year old cousin can pronounce gua'ald, Tok're and baal better than the sky 1 announcer.
yes, hes two.
yes, hes two.
Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:03 am
I have a few, but they are the "you had to be there thing"
A week ago, when I was in camp, I was playing with a broom and it fell on my friend and hit her right between her eyes, she was really mad about it and all my friends were cracking up.
Also, there was this one time in school, when some guy was playing with a lighter and he accidently lit other guys hair, it was smoking and smelled really bad, everyone in my math class was laughing at them.
A week ago, when I was in camp, I was playing with a broom and it fell on my friend and hit her right between her eyes, she was really mad about it and all my friends were cracking up.
Also, there was this one time in school, when some guy was playing with a lighter and he accidently lit other guys hair, it was smoking and smelled really bad, everyone in my math class was laughing at them.
Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:23 am
Crystal Cloud wrote:Last one. Anyways, about a month ago, i was wearing these cool pants that instead of having buttons, they had to be tied up, but they were a bit loose. So i tied them up really tight. We went to the mall, and then i had to go to the washroom. Bad. Really bad! So i ran to the bathroom, went in the stall, and couldn't get my double knot of my pants undone. I danced around trying to desperatly untie it. I almost wet myself, when i finally got the darned thing undone. That was the last time i wore those pants!
Oh my goodness. I can just imagine that. You made me laugh so hard.
Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:51 pm
I just remembered one.
My brother needed to know the weather the next day 'cause he had some trip or something. There's a number you can dial and a recorded voice would tell you the weather and etc. Apparently I was busy so I didn't know what he was talking about.
Bro: Hey J, can you give me the Hong Kong Observatory's number?
Me: what for? For school? (I was assuming he had to do some research or something)
Bro: Yea (he mistaken me because it was a SCHOOL trip XD)
Me: Ok, I'll check on the internet. *checks on internet and gave bro the number*
After a while he came storming into my room and yelled at me for giving him the wrong number and I was just gazing puzzly (sp?) at him for the number was correct. This is what happened between the man at the observatory and him; the number I gave him was for queries so you could ask the observatory questions and etc. but what my bro wanted was the weather.
Man: hello?
Bro: What's the weather tomorrow?
Man: huh?
Bro: Oh ok, thanks. (he realised that it was the wrong number)
I laughed so hard when I heard!
(maybe you just had to be there XD)
My brother needed to know the weather the next day 'cause he had some trip or something. There's a number you can dial and a recorded voice would tell you the weather and etc. Apparently I was busy so I didn't know what he was talking about.
Bro: Hey J, can you give me the Hong Kong Observatory's number?
Me: what for? For school? (I was assuming he had to do some research or something)
Bro: Yea (he mistaken me because it was a SCHOOL trip XD)
Me: Ok, I'll check on the internet. *checks on internet and gave bro the number*
After a while he came storming into my room and yelled at me for giving him the wrong number and I was just gazing puzzly (sp?) at him for the number was correct. This is what happened between the man at the observatory and him; the number I gave him was for queries so you could ask the observatory questions and etc. but what my bro wanted was the weather.
Man: hello?
Bro: What's the weather tomorrow?
Man: huh?
Bro: Oh ok, thanks. (he realised that it was the wrong number)
I laughed so hard when I heard!
(maybe you just had to be there XD)
Wed Aug 18, 2004 3:11 pm
When I was five...
I put one of those winter fuzzy caps over my head and face and ran around the house calling myself "Bunny Man".
I wanted to take over the world.
I made up an evil villian, I don't remember his name, but he had a pie for a head.
...Yep.
I put one of those winter fuzzy caps over my head and face and ran around the house calling myself "Bunny Man".
I wanted to take over the world.
I made up an evil villian, I don't remember his name, but he had a pie for a head.
...Yep.
Wed Aug 18, 2004 3:14 pm
Zero wrote:When I was five...
I put one of those winter fuzzy caps over my head and face and ran around the house calling myself "Bunny Man".
I wanted to take over the world.
I made up an evil villian, I don't remember his name, but he had a pie for a head.
...Yep.
Hey, the Bunny Man!
They did an article about him in the Washington Post for Halloween. That night my friends and I went under a bridge and chanted "Bunny Man" for hours. xD Didn't work.
http://www.co.fairfax.va.us/library/bra ... bunny2.htm
There's also a "Monkey Man" in India who bit off people's fingers while they slept.
http://www.strangemag.com/monkeyman.html
Wed Aug 18, 2004 4:48 pm
Zero wrote:When I was five...
I put one of those winter fuzzy caps over my head and face and ran around the house calling myself "Bunny Man".
I wanted to take over the world.
I made up an evil villian, I don't remember his name, but he had a pie for a head.
...Yep.
Serious? That kind of happened to me before...when I was...just really young XD You know Sailor Moon and stuff? We had those in chinese version and 3 of us girls on mid-autumn festival got these battery powered star wand thingies and start imitating them XD Thinking about it, it was rather hilarious.
Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:31 pm
This one happened last week. I'm walking down a hill with my parents and I'm wearing a hat. So we come to a road crossing and my dad says something funny and then I suddenly heard a clunk and a shooting pain on my head. I had banged my head off of a sign. My parents were slagging me all day and I am pretty sure that I lost my last brain cell.
There was this one time when I was two and I had the TV remote. So, being 2 and curious, i climbed up next to my microwave and microwaved my TV remote. It was plastic and melted. But luckely, we had a police house and we were given another remote.
There was this one time when I was two and I had the TV remote. So, being 2 and curious, i climbed up next to my microwave and microwaved my TV remote. It was plastic and melted. But luckely, we had a police house and we were given another remote.
Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:41 pm
I was very tired one morning before school, and headed for the stairs in my duck slippers. And then I successfully slipped in my duck slippers and fell down the stairs. My mother was opening the front door about to leave when she saw me land rather ungracefully on my butt at the bottom of the stairwell.
Flame is definitely not very awake at 6:30 AM. ^.^;;
Flame is definitely not very awake at 6:30 AM. ^.^;;